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Using your penis to have a sword fight while wearing a glow in the dark condom.
I walked in on my boyfriend and his best friend playing Dick Wars. I'm concerned.
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A war using MSN's nudge function to annoy people, but can be turned off by anybody with an ounce of knowledge. Because now you can only send a certain amount of nudges in a minute, you have to use an MSN patch to have a proper nudge war.
An example of a Nudge War:
Ginge: I will destroy you at *insert rubbish game here*
(Ginge just sent you a nudge)
Merrywether: Like I care, don't nudge me you Noob Biscuit, I'm doing coursework
(You sent Ginge a nudge)
(Ginge just sent you a nudge)
Ginge: Nudge Nudge Nudge!
Merryweather: Umrei!
(You sent Ginge a nudge)
(You sent Ginge a nudge)
(You sent Ginge a nudge)
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when you continuously "ping" someone via blackberry, until someone gives up.
"dude i totally lost my game of brick breaker due to you starting a ping war with me."
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A war waged against the people by the government from all sides , from the supply side , from the demand side , from the law enforcement side and from the mafia side.
drugs and the drug war are a bad trip
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A war in which forces do not confront each other in direct combat with the full strength of their teams, but instead aim to wear each other down over a period of time using tactics such as guerilla warfare, sabotage and other dishonourable means of combat.
The war is a war which will not necessarily be won by superior skill but by patience and skillful resource management.
Person 1: How did you lose all your poker chips you had 3/4 of the entire box?
Person 2: It degenerated into a war of attrition
Person 1: But you had the advantage so how did you lose?
Person 2: Patience is a virtue, the enemy was virtuous.
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Texting battle; Fighting through text messaages; Sending and receiving mean, nasty negative text messages back and forth with someone.
"Ashley and Derek were engaged in a nasty thumb war last night."
"Damn, that was a ugly thumb war!"
"You should see some of the outrageous things Caitlyn wrote to Carrie during their thumb war. She definitely won that one!"
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That one friend who always has a story better than yours no matter the circumstance.
You - "I once met Brad Pitt."
War Hero - "Yeah, I fucked Brad Pitt's sister...a lot."
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