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a card that grants someone to carry drugs with them
Officer: Drop the drugs!
Guy: It's okay nigga, I got that WEED CARD!
Officer: Shit!
Poor quality weed, synonymous with reggie weed.
I thought his weed was fire until I tried chronic, his weed is ridge weed for sure.
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When you catch a flash of "The Big Picture" during the rambling thoughts after smoking weed. The saddest part is, only you actually understand it, and you can't really explain it well enough to get other people to see it too - and when you come down, you can barely remember it yourself.
A passing wisdom that is lost on the sane and sober. Still, it shows you what your mind could be capable of....
John: Mike was high as a kite and last night and was trying to tell me something about how angry people will eventually ruin the pharmaceutical industry....?
David: Yeah well he does that sometimes, it's just the Wisdom of the weed.
Mike (last night - thinking): La de dum, today is a happy day, it's nice and cool and my sweater feels nice and I never noticed it was such a nice shade of red - look at that, it's like that balloon in that German girl song the one with the armpit hair, what was her name, god was that 20odd years ago? surely I can't be that old...and....OMG! if angry people somehow get a hold of the drug that makes your memory vanish....etc etc etc....I'd better tell John so he can remember tomorrow when I don't....
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Speedwagon.. what are you doing?? SPEEDWAGON! PUT THAT DOWN!! STOP IT SPEEDWAGON!
Person 1 : I heard speedwagon tried drugs
Person 2: haha speed weed
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weed shits generally happen after a long night of blazing and trying to stem the tide of munchies. As we all know the best food to deal with said munchies is junk food which is barely digestible. Therefore the next morning about 90% of the food that was consumed is forced out the opposite end that it went in.
Oh man i just had the worst case of the weed shits in my life
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A community college that sucks your soul out
Student A: "Are you going to the Maple Weeds today"
Student B: "Yes, and I am going to pluck my eyes out"
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Ganja (marijuana) often used in the Jamaican Rastafarian community. Name probably originates from Hindu goddess Kali and refers to female buds. Or it could mean
Smoke the kali weed and feel irie.
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