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A condom.
You better wear a weenie beanie if you don't want your weenie to get sick
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When your penis is the same length as your wenis.
Todd: Bro, I just figured out that my penis is the same length as my wenis!
Anthony: That is what you would call a 'peeny-weeny'.
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a "spicy weenie" is a penis that is "hot" around campus and gives women a red rash, similar to if they were to pour siracha in their vagina causing immense pain.
Erin: Oh look at Jake!
Jennifer: Don't mess with him he has a spicy weenie.
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The water from boiling hot dog Wennies
Shard: Yo Big Dogg don’t throw away the weenie water.
Manna: Theirs no more weenies.
Shard: Save it! That’s the best part I drink it.
Manna: SAS
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A pair of pants that, when sitting, appear to give the wearer a boner.
I would have totally bought those pants, but they gave me hard-core Jeanie Weenie.
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A very thin penis; the cousin of skinny penis.
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A full grown man who wears spandex and rides a bicycle down the road, often taking a whole lane of traffic.
Didn't mama ever tell you to leave your toys in the yard ya fuckin' road weenie.
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