Wet Dumpling

A moist, semi-solid round turd that elects to make its worldly appearance at the most inconvenient time. May also come without warning or ability to constrain.

Carl excused himself from the sales meeting after leaning a little left in his chair to pass a little post sushi lunch gas but ended up with a wet dumpling.

You’re wet

Someone who is a pussy and behaves younger than they are. Someone who won’t fight you.

Frankie: fight me

Lukey: no

Frankie: idec you’re wet man

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Wet Waddle

Busting a heavy nut in your girl's pussy or ass and causing her to waddle like a duck so she don't leak as she walks for a gak towel or cum rag.

I busted all up in Rachel's pussy. She was doing the wet waddle all the way to the bathroom to get a towel.

Wet Titty

A tit that can be popped for hydration.

May I pop your wet titty?

Wet fog

When you have so much cum in your eye that you cant see bc your a whore and you know it

James: Jessie i will give you a wet fog tonight

Jessie: ok but im blind enough so be slow

Wet Pilly

Similar to wet willy. It is when the tip of your penis is full of jizz, and you stick it in a person's ear.

Tony: "Hey BJ, Jordan Moron is taking a nap."
BJ: "Should I do it?"
Tony: "Yeah, own him with your wet pilly."
BJ: "This will wake him up."

Wet Nancy

The action that is similar to a wet willy, except pertaining to the butthole instead of the ear. The procedure involves the licking of one's finger and the insertion of the moist finger into the butthole. This is then followed by a vigorous twisting motion.

Generally used as a surprise attack to bring discomfort upon the victim.

Operation Wet Nancy was a success! Gannon didn't see it coming and was in complete distress when Luke assertively started twisting his finger. He never saw it coming!

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