One who goes after or bangs fat chicks.
"Did you see that girl?"
"Yeah she was at least 400 pounds, he's a whale banger."
Another way of saying "well then", just better.
" My dog just died."
"Whale den"
a oversiezed individual that tans in excess
Bobby: That fat person's skin looks like a used loin cloth because they tan too much
Mikey: fat... Super tanned... Must be a leather whale
A dumbass; a person that has no idea what is going on or just a idiot
Bro what is with this whale behavior
Jimmy stop with this whale Behavior
A large mammal that resides in everglades and swamp like terrain. Although smaller than other cetacean it is highly aggressive and will bite your arm off. Muskeg whale is attracted to the fungal condition known as muskeg dick, in which the fungus will emit a scent. Muskeg whales are rare but when spotted cam be seen emitting a stream of water through its blow hole on average 6" in diameter
Ex. Thar she blows the great white muskeg whale.
I got the skeg Dick so I best stay away from the swamp or else the muskeg whale'say get me
A Fat girl's thong. Named so because it's similar in appearance to the device that marine biologists use to save beached whales.
Dude, Allison bent over in class today and I could totally see that whale harness of her's. I think I'm gonna puke, then call Greenpeace.