whip

n. One who changes attention quickly and/or drmatically.

My english teacher pisses me off!
Hey look at that bird!

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whip out

To rapidly and brazenly expose one's male genitalia. Often follows a command from another to "whip it out".

I got kicked out of school for whipping it out in the middle of a physics lecture.

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family whipped

A case where an independent adult (usually early 20's) is still under the command of their family's every request. Like "pussy whipped", they will often ditch their friends to help their family complete the most trivial tasks.

Cam: Hey Steve, are you still coming out tonight for drinks with me and Rick? Apparently lots of fine ladies are coming!
Steve: Shit, I cant man, My dad wants me to help him move some wood out of the garage
Rick: Man that guy is family whipped

Amy: Hey steve, my parents are out for the night, wanna come over ;)
Steve: i'll have to pass, I need to give my mum a foot massage

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Meat Whip

When a man slaps a woman's vagina with his dick.

Kathy screamed when Doug gave her a hard Meat Whip last night.

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voice whipped

(1)When a male is undeniably at the mercy of a high-maintinence girl & answers to her every beck and call, usually followed by the reprioritizing of girl over friends, family, school, food, water, and air all to hear her voice.
(2)A mans world blindly revolving around a woman in another state
(3)When you ask your friend to come out with you, but he has to ask premission from a girl to go out, and then talks to her when he is out with the "boys" so he cant get some poon tang afterwards, but so he can hear her
(4) pussy whipped without the pussy

Chan is voice whip to a girl in a differnt time zone, and hasent even gotten some

crush-whipped

Your existence is influenced by your crush.

Symptoms include, but aren't limited to:
1. swooning at the mere mention of their name
2. Daily time-outs in the emocorner
3. Denial
4. Mild-stalking. Sorry i mean "admiring from a distance".
5. a weird craving to watch chick-flicks

Person 1: Omg Shanaynay was talking to Will *bursts into tears/spontaneously combusts*
Person 2: You are totally crush-whipped. *eye roll here*

Bowzy whip

1. a male who is attached to a female's vagina

Yo, this nigga is always with his BITCH. HE'S BOWZY WHIP