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When you put baby powder in your butt crack, clench your cheeks, go out infront of someone, drop your drawers, and fart in their face. George.. Washington... wig :)
“My sister-in-law was pissing me off so I gave her a George Washington wig”
To make a situation worse for someone who's already screwed up.
"You don't always pass up a chance to split my wig like that." - Will Smith to Carlton Banks (Fresh Prince)
Wig Splitting is what happens when wigs get split ends due to the usage of hot styling tools, as the heat damages the hair and saps the moisture, resulting in brittle, split ends. Since wigs do not receive natural oils and nutrients from the scalp, it will not repair like natural hair and the damage is permanent.
"My wig got split!"
"Its called Wig Split, and its irreversible, meaning you need to get a new wig."
the means of splitting one's skull
Yo' dogg, keep frontin and ima pop a '40 and split ro' wig!
that act of shooting one in the head
don't fuck around... unless you want to get your wig cracked back that is?
An expression used when one has just had an extraordinary experience.
It implies that the experience was so phenomenal and moving, that it was powerful enough to remove your metaphorical wig from your head.
Kelly: "Have you heard Katy's new song?"
Kasheena: *listens to song*...."Where is my wig?!"
While at a urinal u grab some loose pubes and leave on top of the urinal for the next person to add to the collection.
I was at mc donalds last night and was makeing a wig in the bathroom.