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No, that's not true!
Long lost dad: I am your father
Long lost son: No! This cannot be right!
When a man does not want to be in a relationship with a whore, who only is happy after she has fucked somebody else and destroyed lives of other people.
P1: Hey man, that Jessica is hot, huh?
P2: Yeah, but I heard she sleeps around, and I am not Willing to Smith.
Hello this is eminem. I will show you a rap song. ah summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming im a human what i gotta do to get it throuh to you im superhuman inovated and made of rubber so whatever you say is riccocheting of o me and i sticking it to you like glue Im never stateing demonstrating haters are forever waiting to say i fell of theyed be celebrating i know how to get them motivated i make elavating music
you are not a rap god i am a rap god
if someone ask u if u own cat, say these words
u own cat?
yes , I am a cat owner
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A quote from Liz Truss, the shortest-serving prime minister of the United Kingdom, a day before she resigned. Used to claim that you will not give up (but you will actually quit a short while later, as expected).
Alex: I’m gonna finish my English essay. After all, I am a fighter and not a quitter!
Alex, one hour and two drafts later: I am resigning.