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1. An object that controls the destiny of those who have choosen it.
2. A spiritual fixation with an inanimate object.
3. Something that an AA member chooses to pray to while doing the 12 Steps.
When going to AA Jane choose a door knob to be her Higher Power, because she was told she could pick anything.
Charlie Sheen knew that something was wrong with AA when they suggested that he use a door knob as a Higher Power to pray to.
Bill was glad that he choose a door knob in AA to be a Higher Power for his spiritual experience, he was reminded of it every time he opened the door to the bathroom.
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The vaginal control of a woman over a man AFTER he has hit it and not before. Because EVERY man is stupid before he starts fucking. Thus, any woman who can keep him stupid after he fucks possesses Power of the Pussy. (Hint: not every woman has PP)
Guy 1: Hey, Jay's still with that girl?
Guy 2: Yeah, you bet
Guy 1: I thought he already fucked her?
Guy 2: Yeah, I guess she be having some pussy power over him
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The concept of, when waiting for some distant goal, mentally forcing yourself to span that time quickly.
Steve: Dude, second semester went by so fast, I can't believe it's already summer.
Bob: Yeah, I've been power living since winter break.
A completely over exaggerated compliment to a woman you really don't know, but you want to know... really bad. Typically used when you have nothing better to say, drunk, at 11pm, with seersucker shorts, and wayfarers.
Ryan: "Hey Sara, you know... you got some real power hair."
Sara: "Thanks?"
The act of running up to an individual as they face you; jumping; and while swinging legs over each shoulder, firmly placing the face of the victim snugly in your crotch letting gravity and inertia complete the maneuver. It is an extreme form of tea bagging not meant for children, the elderly, pregnant women , people with heart conditions, or anyone outside professional wrestling. Best shown in action in Saint's Row III. Remove all vestments before hand for optimal results.
"Did Big Show just power bag The Rock?"
"Yes, and he will be tasting pubic hair for a week. That was a rough case of power bagging indeed."
A political slogan used by the New Jersey animal farmers during their 2014 campaign for office. The slogan is a spin-off of the 1960s "black power" movement. The term Yack power received a negative connotation after several voters were severely injured by the animal farmers shouting their slogan at a rally in 2014.
Person 1: "Yack Power!"
Person 2: "Dude, shut up! You could get shot around here saying that
When you smoke the sour and got the power
Jake took a huge bong rip and now has sour power.