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The classic spaghetti western-style saloon fight move when one wipes the bar down with another person (preferably face first), effectively cleaning the bar top of all inanimate objects.
Guy #1: "So did you knock that drunk dude out?"
Guy #2: "Nah, he was way too drunk so I just gave him the ol' Bar Wipe."
Coined by the famous auto detailer. “the pepper” The dunk and wipe is once your done pooping you flush, then dunk the toilet paper in clean toilet water and wipe.
After wiping I still didn’t feel clean, so I did the dunk and wipe.
The act of wiping a stool that stays lodged in your ass, hiding there like a mole in a hole.
Too many chicken chili cheese fries last night, had to wipe a mole all morning long.
When you wipe your ass and you shit is unsuspectingly green
Dave: "Oi, Mate! I just had a fucking green wipe!"
Mate: "Fucking goody Dave!"
Wanking off your partner and wiping it on their face
I did the Welshman wipe on Asian Ben's Chippolata and wiped his sausage juice on his face
Mr Wipes is the weird shy guy that finds enjoyment in wiping old mens ass at the elderly center. But Mr Wipes isnt all bad, he has his moments
per1: Here comes Mr Wipes!
per2: Help Mr Wipes!
"Mr Wipes wipes"
The simple act of wiping your anus using your right hands forefingers to wipe the shit then rinse the shit off your fingers using your bathroom sink. Repeat until anus is fully clean.
I had no toilet paper left, who the fuck would use their socks? I ussed the Nigerian Wipe.