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David hunched over the bench with stomach cramps, pulled down his pants, and expelled a foot-long germ worm all over the carpet.
Describes any person who inserts stories of their drunken misadventures into every converation and begins every story ." So I was like drunk and then ...." giving the listener the impression they are nearly always drunk and not much brighter than your average earth worm.
Did you hear about Dave? That bottle worm ran over his own dog last night pulling into the driveway.
Invention of this move is credited to Ty Tandcredi. First You begin by Pulling down your pants and spreading your butt cheeks as wide as possible. This will stretch your anus open and give a appearance of a red worm poking out to say hello. You then post up in a hidden area and wait for your unexpected friends to walk up and get a glance of the worm breaching the soil.
Ty surprised Matt Perry with the red worm last year and Matt had never been the same since
an extremely skinny but very very long penis. it penetrates you like a pencil with that sharp tip (def circumcised) but once in you it slithers like a very horny worm. to be pencil wormed is to live like you never have. being pencil wormed is an honor. cherish it.
Nicci: how was he?
Megan: holy shit he pencil wormed me all night long...
Nicci: UHH D'NOH D'NOH...
Megan: i know.
A piece of fiction, normally fan fiction, that has a stupid premise, but is written very well.
Bro #1: dude are you really reading that fan fic right now?
Bro #2: yeah but man it is total worm fiction
A person who loves living in the suburbs, or who’s never left their hometown
“Ever since I moved to the city, I dread visiting my parents in the suburbs”
“My buddy Gary still lives at home with his parents”
“Man, what a ’burb worm”
a not unwormlike penis infected with HIV
Watch out Geraldine, word is he's packin' a worm with the germ