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1. A Friday on the verge of a stellar weekend ruined by an unfortunate event.
2. The best damn rock band founded by a Renson.
Your boss throws you a last minute project that needs to be completed before Monday. (Usually salvaging their own weekend at the expense of yours!)
The Stock Market makes an unexpected jump or plunge on what should be a relatively quiet day and you miss the action!
The Weather (Especially if you live in the North East...never fails)
You name it...if it's the end of the week and a kick to the balls....it's a
Fuck You Friday!
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what an Arab man says instead of fuck you
Person 1:this 7/11 sucks
Arab Person: Ahh Mother Fuck you, you stupid kid!
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Meaning, most bitches are braindead bimbos. Just because bimbos spend all their time on social media and listen to terrible music doesn't mean they don't need love.
Son: Katelyn is hot, but dumb as fuck, and we don't share any similar interests.
Dad: You don't fuck brains son.
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This activity is best shared with good friends. You have had a long shitty day, everyone pissing you off. Choose your favorite alcohol, in place of a toast you say Fuck _________ (insert offending name). Before you know it, a perfect end to a shitty day. Repeat as needed until you are happy!
It's been a bad day, let's do some fuck you shots!
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A electorally irrelevant state that has historically trended toward one political party in national elections, but has an outside chance of being taken by a candidate of the opposite party. Although not needed to win an election, they would presumably be a good chance for the winner to rub their victory in the loser's face
"In this election, North Dakota, South Dakota, Montana, Arizona, and Georgia are Obama's fuck you states. If even one of them swing his way, John McCain would never hear the end of it."
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A very firm, concise and unambiguous way of dismissing someone, namely used in a social context and not suitable for the office. Retains a slightly friendlier tone than the sharper variant "fuck off", the latter of which should be used in scenarios where the conveyance of anger is key.
"Please wash the dishes"
"You can fuck right off".
Notice the subject matter here is most likely to be exchanged between persons with a preexisting relationship. If the offending party was a stranger, "fuck off" might be used instead.
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