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A response to any insult directed at someone around you
Person 1: "The world would be a better place without you"
Person 2: "OHHH HE SAID YOU AINT GOT NO NIPPLES!!!!!"
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A saying used in a council estate known as 'Liverpool', to suggest that their football team is still worth playing for.
Liverpool is a football team, who had a lot of success in the 70's and 80's, but as of late, has won nothing, and the dust is starting to gather in their trophy cabinet.
It is also noted, that the history 'Scousers' often refer to, also includes getting English teams banned from the European Cup between 1986-1990, because of their involvement in the Haysel tragedy, in 1985.
Bin Dipper: "Fuck off chelsea you ain't got no history"
Chelsea Fan: "Actually, we have 106 years of History, but more importantly, we have a future, and we have your Torres!"
Sign on, sign on, with a pen in your hand, and you'll never work, again, you'll neeeee-verrrr work, again
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She's got you by the balls.
She has a tight grasp on your nuts.
A tight reign on your sack.
Sorry, I can't go out tonight.
"Man, she's got you by the short hair"
My boss is a bitch, she really has me by the short hair.
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"I got you on a loud One" is used for anybody that you talk to. When you owe your friend money you could say "I got you on a loud One". It's basically saying "I gotchu" but the loud one stand for some thing big, a lot of money, a lot of anything. Besides it's fun to say and it comes in handy sometimes
"Hey dude you got my money"....
"Yea man I got u on a loud one"
""Alr thx man.. Make sure you get all my money
Yea I got you on a loud one
The ultimate power move. Immune to all counterattacks, including but not limited to: No U, Uno reverse card, etc.
Me: Did you hear Joe got Ligma?
Your Mom: Joe who?
Me: LIgma balls BITCH
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To hit a bong taking one entire bowl into the lungs at once.
Yo bro, you know what you gotta do?
No what?
you gotta suck it out like you just got that bitch pregnant!
*takes big bong hit*
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a stupid tiktok audio. Used when you see a bug right beside you and say this when you jump 6 ft into the air while you run or when you get a C- and can’t be bother enough
Pico: My ice cream melted
The pedo uncle: Nah fuck that! All you niggas got me fucked up! All yo mamas got me fucked up! now suck my dick like you sucked that ice cream i bought you
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