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plural of above, on their way to the states with spiritual leader jimbo, refered to in his statement on 99% of americans are stupid as shit
no jenkins i saw two sea badgers not one sea badger, my mistake
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noun: Piece of apparel someone (i.e. your mom) makes someone else (i.e. me) wear during sexual acts-- often includes furry paws.
Whit: Dude, I have this terrible rash.
Amy: From what?
Whit: The badger costume your mom made me wear last night.
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Bitch, put on the badger costume! Yes, I want the paws, too!
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An animal which will crap in your mouth after a long nights drinking. If you wake up with the feeling of crap in your mouth the beer badger has payed you a visit.
Can be also known as the beer gorilla. w
Kevin :The beer badger payed me a visit last night
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The art of having extreme sex with badgers.
Dood I went badger ragging last night and the little git bit my tip off.
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pork sword, spam javelin, beef bayonet, cock, trouser snake. commoly known as a penis.
"Hi Fred, what did you and that ugly bitch get up to last night then?"
"I inserted my wadge badger into that whore!"
"HAHAHA!"
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A scally with a purple stripe down his hair.
Occasionally considers himself to be a model.
Jay is a purple badger.
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A fat baldy fanny, but can also mean a bald man in his 40's.
Example 1:
John: Fucking laughing teacakes here mate.
Mark: Why?
John: Our lass has just text me a picture of her baldy badger, smooth sailing tonight when I get in.
Example 2:
John: Take a gander at that goon over there, looks like a right baldy badger doesn't he?
Mark: Aye.