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Turkey Orange

A fruit that grants you a magical power know as being high

Dude, lets go eat turkey oranges!

by Flossin Glossin March 20, 2019


turkey fingers

a less offensive term than oaf for clumsy person

stop telling me your limo is triple parked; stop being such turkey fingers and learn the phrase "practice makes perfect"

by Sexydimma October 1, 2014


Turkey dick

The best part of the Thanksgiving dinner very delicious

The turkey dick is very tasty

by Some guy on discord November 28, 2019


Turkey Magurky

Referring to someone of the retarded nature.

Did you see that guy with no teeth? He's a turkey magurky.

by SRG22 September 25, 2014


smoke the turkey

male masturbation

Instead of sex I prefer to smoke the turkey.

After a night out at the bar I like to go home and smoke the turkey.

During office hours my boss likes to sit at his desk and smoke the turkey.

While watching porn I enjoy smoking the turkey.

by bufumufu1 November 24, 2010


giant turkey

A mispronunciation of jive turkey. It is a comeback to puffer flumpkin. Usually when you call somebody a jive turkey, they hear giant turkey instead.

Tyler: You jive turkey
Me: What, giant turkey. How am I a giant turkey?
Tyler: WHAT! Everybody always thinks I say that.

by lulahula9 October 11, 2013


Turkey bacon

Pork-less bacon, still tastes alright albeit somewhat plastic-y but delicious anyway

Turkey strips made from turkey instead of pig

Turkey bacon is delicious breakfast substitute for the other bacon

Turkey bacon tastes pretty fine

Most people STILL PREFER REAL BACON though

by WatcherInc August 26, 2022