A fruit that grants you a magical power know as being high
Dude, lets go eat turkey oranges!
a less offensive term than oaf for clumsy person
stop telling me your limo is triple parked; stop being such turkey fingers and learn the phrase "practice makes perfect"
The best part of the Thanksgiving dinner very delicious
The turkey dick is very tasty
Referring to someone of the retarded nature.
Did you see that guy with no teeth? He's a turkey magurky.
Instead of sex I prefer to smoke the turkey.
After a night out at the bar I like to go home and smoke the turkey.
During office hours my boss likes to sit at his desk and smoke the turkey.
While watching porn I enjoy smoking the turkey.
A mispronunciation of jive turkey. It is a comeback to puffer flumpkin. Usually when you call somebody a jive turkey, they hear giant turkey instead.
Tyler: You jive turkey
Me: What, giant turkey. How am I a giant turkey?
Tyler: WHAT! Everybody always thinks I say that.
Pork-less bacon, still tastes alright albeit somewhat plastic-y but delicious anyway
Turkey strips made from turkey instead of pig
Turkey bacon is delicious breakfast substitute for the other bacon
Turkey bacon tastes pretty fine
Most people STILL PREFER REAL BACON though