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Where Blumpkin is repeatedly performed.
Usually takes place on the second day of the week.
Not exempt from Bank Holidays
"Hey! I just loooove Blumpkin Tuesdays!"
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The act of receiving a blumpkin while space docking.(getting a blow job while shitting into a vagina)
Alec, Adam and Kajsa all worked together to perform the Space Blumpkin
The Cedar rapids Mustangs are known for their Space Blumpkins
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A derivitive of the blumpkin in which a wick or fuse is attached to the hair of the giver. At the beginning of the act, the fuse is lit to encourage speed and a quick finish. The giver is only permitted to stop if the reciever reaches climax or both the giver and reciever catch on fire. Use of the toilet is permissible to extinguish the flames.
Last night, my girlfriend was giving me a flaming blumpkin and ended up with 2nd degree burns.
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The act of receiving a blow job while on the toilet eating chicken wings.
My pig girlfriend asked if I would like a Buffalo Blumpkin.
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When the giver of a blumpkin dumps a turd at the same time the receiver empties his bowels and ejaculates
Myself and my partner both enjoy each others shit smell and that is why I invented the blumpkin dumpkin
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A variation on the standard blumpkin. Instead of receiving a blow job on the toilet, the lucky recipient remains standing and poops like a horse.
"So this crazy drunk girl told me she wanted to give me a blumpkin last night. But the line to the bathroom was way too long. So I dropped my pants, stuck my dick in her mouth, and took a crap on the floor like a horse. Who knew that equestrian blumpkins weren’t allowed in Chucky Cheese’s?"
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this is when one recieves a blumpkin but is not sitting on a toilet bowl. The receiver just starts shitting whereever he is receiving the blowjobs. also known as a Lindy Blumpkin because the origins are said to have started in Lindenhurst.
Yo mike was getting head in his bed, but let his bowels loose and got the dietrich blumpkin!
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