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The preferred weapon of a gentleman think still believes ‘vaping’ makes him look cool.
“Have you seen that absolute helmet pumping away on his Huckle Cannon?!”
Lifting the sheets or blankets with your leg while lying in bed after filling with hot gases, and quickly dropping them to create a blast of air at the end where ones head would be. (Also See: Dutch Oven)
After eating Taco Bell I Dutch Cannoned my wife and now she's divorcing me.
The act of screwing a girl doggie style, then taking a burning cigarette or cigar, and placing it in her butt, burning side up. While continuing to screw, wait until the butt shortens, until the burning hot end touches her asshole, and then hold on tight until you explode in her. Hence, when the fuse ends, the cannon went off.
Did you hear about Mike doing the Cannon Fuse on his girl, she nearly killed him afterwards because she couldn't sit all night.
An unbalanced weapon in first person 'shoot-em-ups'. Typically used by noobs and constalty complained about by other players. A more seasoned player often does not use such a weapon on principal.
Example:
- "Hey, look at my score 26:3"
- "Put the fag cannon down then see how you do --- noob!
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A hand cannon was the mother of all fire arms . It was simply a metal pipe that had gun powder put down it and a rock , or lead ball. It was fired by a piece of flaming rope put down in a open hole.
The first firearm ever made in the world
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Riding the cannon is a sexual inuendo refering to when a woman recieves a good boning from a well endowed man preferably in width. The cannon is an obvious reference to a knob for it's phallic shape and it's tendancy to shoot its load and sink ships much like loose lips, which is another inuendo for a bucket muff.
The verb 'to ride the cannon' is taken from the song 'In Awe Of The Awful' by The Ordinary boys.
'Alright love, lets say you pull down those little knickers of yours and ride the cannon?'
Accompany that line with a cheeky look of seduction and that woman will surely be riding your cannon like a dirty little pirate whore in no time.
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when you stick small objects, e.g. cherries or bananas, into your ass and then launch them at something.
"I dated this one chick and she did the most disgusting thing: she gave me a bronze cannon."
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