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Packabowl's Cannon

A variation on the Title "Pachabell's Cannon," A famous classical round.

Definition: Pack a bowl (of mariwan or crack or whatever)

"Are you 'bout ready to packabowl's cannon?"
"Nah man, you got me fUcked up.

by Deskin' September 25, 2007


Dutch Cannon

Lifting the sheets or blankets with your leg while lying in bed after filling with hot gases, and quickly dropping them to create a blast of air at the end where ones head would be. (Also See: Dutch Oven)

After eating Taco Bell I Dutch Cannoned my wife and now she's divorcing me.

by DutchCannon January 4, 2018


Cannon Fuse

The act of screwing a girl doggie style, then taking a burning cigarette or cigar, and placing it in her butt, burning side up. While continuing to screw, wait until the butt shortens, until the burning hot end touches her asshole, and then hold on tight until you explode in her. Hence, when the fuse ends, the cannon went off.

Did you hear about Mike doing the Cannon Fuse on his girl, she nearly killed him afterwards because she couldn't sit all night.

by Gobbler2001 April 21, 2011


fag cannon

An unbalanced weapon in first person 'shoot-em-ups'. Typically used by noobs and constalty complained about by other players. A more seasoned player often does not use such a weapon on principal.

Example:

- "Hey, look at my score 26:3"
- "Put the fag cannon down then see how you do --- noob!

by The Spike February 23, 2007

31๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Hand cannon

A hand cannon was the mother of all fire arms . It was simply a metal pipe that had gun powder put down it and a rock , or lead ball. It was fired by a piece of flaming rope put down in a open hole.

The first firearm ever made in the world

by scannerfish January 2, 2005

58๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž


Butt Cannon

Is when you sit on the toilet, give one good push and you are instantly done. All the shit comes out at once. Sometimes it could be painful, others enjoyable.

This morining when I claimed my thrown, I had once serious butt cannon.

by Horror-Fied September 23, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bronze Cannon

when you stick small objects, e.g. cherries or bananas, into your ass and then launch them at something.

"I dated this one chick and she did the most disgusting thing: she gave me a bronze cannon."

by Andrew MacLeod November 8, 2005

10๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž