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Also refered to as road head however Highway Ham occurs after a long road trip when your junk is salty.
Usually served with a side of salted nuts.
After an 8 hour road trip I just knew Phils Mom was ready for some Highway Ham with a side of salty nuts.
large proportioned individuals who emit an odor like warm processed meat and who wear extremely tight clothing so that ham roles out at multiple locations. Both conditions are required to qualify as a ham pony
plural: Pone Hammy's
"you'll need a crowbar to get the pants off of that ham pony" or "I'm going to ride that ham pony all the way to sloppy town"
Plural: "Cover your nuggets, here comes a herd of Pone Hammy's!"
a term for a fat person. The distinction of a ham wedged under the jaw of this person gives this name. I.E. Someone whose chin/neck looks like a ham, putting the double chin to shame.
I don't care if Christina has a great personality, don't try to hook me up with a ham jaw heffer.
1.Is Tom coming out tonight?
2. No, he's at home hammer the ham.
When your having sex doggy style, and the rubbing of sweaty hairy legs creates a rash.
He was cute, but he gave her ham rash.
Relative to broham... a best friend. a buddy, or your really awesome sister who started saying it after watching the big lebowski.
1.What's goin on sis-ham??
2.Not much, just making a grilled cheese for my man.
1.Damn, that's lame...
2.I know...
A group of ignorant, low-life, burnouts who sell marijuana, wear hCo, A&F, gold chains and ed hardy. They also cannot pass their freshman year of high school, pull NO hoes, and do absolutely nothing with their lives post-high school.
On their playlist: Gucci Mane, Waka Flocka Flame, and Brick Squad (who they aspire to be).
They also obnoxiously scream HAM SQUAD at any party, store, or hallway they walk down in their fine institution of higher education.
They will slump you dawg so you better be squadded when you see these cats.
I was at this party when Ham Squad rolled up trying to slump my n*gga Alex. I got all my bros together because this dude Matt White was trying get on his slam piece, so we fought. It was chill.
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