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on this day you have to make out with your bf/gf and let them have a sleepover with you
Boy:hey it’s july 29 u know what that means
Girl:no?????
Boy:*kisses girlfriend*
Girl:what was that for
Boy:i love you wanna sleep over
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This date is superior, people born on this date are intelligent, smart, handsome and good at sex. They have the best possible zodiac sign and that is cancer. Which means they are only compatible with other cancers that are preferably born 2 days before, July 17th. Of course July 17th is not a bad date but it cannot be compared to July 19th.
19 july - best day
A week that is absolutely amazing. Nothing has gone wrong, and what happened to not go perfectly right is of little consequence.
"This was the best week ever. I totally had a Julie week"
Louis Tomlinson independence day
person1: hey, are you gonna come over to celebrate 11h of july?
person2: whats on 11h of july?
person1: Louis Tomlinson independence day!! It is the day that Louis left Syco and sent Simon to shit!!
July 17th is celebrate the gulag day!
“Shit! Tomorrow is july 17th, we have to decide which businessman we’re gonna kill...”
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A reference to crude sexual behavior with women:
Find them, French them, Feel them, Finger them, F*ck them, Forget them - Fourth of July
Varsity Football 3, 4; J. V. Football 2; Freshman Football 1; Varsity Basketball 3, 4 (Captain); Frosh Basketball (Captain); J. V. Basketball (Captain); Varsity Spring Track 3; Little Hoya 3, 4*** Landon Rocks and Bowling Alley Assault — What a Night; Georgetown vs. Louisville — Who Won That Game Anyway?; Extinguisher; Summer of ‘82 — Total Spins (Rehobeth 10, 9...); Orioles vs. Red Sox — Who Won, Anyway?; Keg City Club (Treasurer) — 100 Kegs or Bust; redacted — I Survived the FFFFFFFourth of July; Renate Alumnius; Malibu Fan Club; Ow, Neatness 2, 3; Devil’s Triangle; Down Geezer, Easy, Spike, How ya’ doin’, Errr Ah; Rehobeth Police Fan Club (with Shorty); St. Michael’s...This is a Whack; redacted Fan Club; Judge — Have You Boofed Yet?; Beach Week Ralph Club — Biggest Contributor; redacted — Tainted Whack; redacted; Beach Week 3-107th Street; Those Prep Guys are the Biggest...; GONZAGA YOU’RE LUCKY.
--Brett Kavanaugh
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