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When your mother talks to an old friends she hasn’t seen in years, she could say “One more minute.” Yet she takes a whole HOUR to wrap up the boring conversation.
Timmy: Mom! We have to get home! It’s a school night, you know. Mom: One more minute and I’ll be done. 1 HOUR LATER Timmy: Mom, that wasn’t a minute. That was a MOM MINUTE.
A brand of lemonade. This is the driest and most sugary drink you will ever sip. If you are to drink Minute Maid, do not acquire this drink from Hardees/Carls Jr. You have been warned.
"My son was problem having his baby teeth get out, so I gave him Minute Maid. All his teeth rotted before my very eyes
The time it takes to respond to a non-urgent internet message, ranging anywhere from 10 minutes to up to six months after receiving the message
Named after (though not limited to) Facebook Messenger
“Do you think Sarah will be here soon?”
“Nah, she’ll be here in a Messenger Minute.”
The very last minute you have to clutch and get to the bathroom before you cannot hold out any longer and shit your pants.
Guy 1: I entered the clutch minute yesterday luckily I got to the bathroom in time
Guy 2: I entered the clutch minute a couple years ago I didn't make it to the bathroom...
Refers to the action of completing a task immediately after it’s assigned. Opposite of last minute
If referring to a person who always does it first minute you can coin them as a first minuter
A: “He always does his homework first minute”
B: “I told you so didn’t I”
May refer to a short or long period of time depending on how the term is used in a sentence. Examples below:
‘relax, I’ll be there in a hot minute’ - SHORT
‘bro, it’s been a hot minute!’ - LONG
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A seemingly long but still short time spent waiting, typically in an uncomfortable scenario.
I was stood outside for a wet minute and it was freezing!