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Horny Noodle

Sucking a noodle passionately to make one horny.

Jerry: Oh my God Rachel was giving me the Horny Noodle last night I couldn't wait to get to the bedroom.

by Valric. October 11, 2010

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Pocket Noodles

A device used to create instant noodles simply in one's own pocket. The only thing that tastes better than pocket noodles is fear.

Danny, bend over and open your pants; it's time to make pocket noodles.

by Cecilyism August 7, 2018

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Butter Noodle

A flaccid, floppy, dangling male penis.

I smacked her in the head with my butter noodle.

by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017

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Noodle Guy

A guy with really skinny legs that gets all the booty and likes to play instruments just like he plays with girls.

Damn that's a noodle guy. He bangs my ass like a drum.

by lemmeruptureyopussy69 April 14, 2017


spooge noodle

when you bust a massive nut on a girls face running from the top of her forehead, over the nose, and across the lips, as if you flung a spaghetti noodle at her from across the room . may also lie diagonal across the whole of the face .

guy: wow girl i just emptied my balls on your face .

Girl: (wiping face) yeah you really flung that spooge noodle.

by riddler256 August 5, 2011


Noodle rub

When you rub your finger through the hole on your pants

Person 1: β€œwhat’re you doing?”
Person 2: β€œI’m giving you a noodle rub.”

by Concludedspade November 2, 2020


noodle-necker

one who cheats by stretching their neck to peek at their neighbors cards during a game

Quit looking at my cards you noodle-necker.

by mja008 November 29, 2019