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A football team reserved for players who can't play football without cheating in some way, whether it be spying on other teams' strategies, deflating the footballs before a game, or paying off the referees so they'll totally be on your side, even if you commit the most blatant fouls ever seen. They are also the sworn enemies of the New York Giants, who stomped their asses at the Superbowl TWICE, something that Patriot fans will be stewing over until they leave this earth.
Sure my team lost, but at least we don't have to cheat like the New England Patriots
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The New England Patriots have re-defined the term "Dynasty". The Patriots are the greatest Dynasty since the creation of organized sports. They are led by a coach who has a better playoff record than Vince Lombardi, Mr. Bill Belichick. The Vince Lombardi Trophy should by rights be re-named the "Bill Belichick Trophy". Thank You.
Steelers fan 1 "We play the New England Patriots this week".
Steelers fan 2 "Thats not good. They own us and they are the Greatest Dynasty since man swung from trees.
Steelers fan 1 "Yea, and Tom Brady doesnt ride a motorcycle without a helmet."
Steelers fan 2 "What kind of retard would?".
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Uniting and Strengthening America by Providing Appropriate Tools Required to Intercept and Obstruct Terrorism Act.
The Act passed in 2001 that severly curtails Americans' civil rights. Also see Patriot Act.
John Ashcroft is now one step nearer towards an Orwellian society with the US PATRIOT ACT.
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One of the best teams to ever play in the NFL. Typically the fans of teams such as the Jets, Dolphins, Bills, Steelers, Colts, and Eagles hate the Patriots, but only because they are jealous of their recent success. They currently hold the record for 21 consecutive wins btwn. the 2003-2004 season, as well as the most consecutive post-season wins (10). They represent what it means to truly be a "T"eam. Some of the most popular players are Brady, Bruschi, Vrabel, Vinatieri, McGinest, and Seymour. They have won 3 out of the last 4 super bowls, and are hungry for more.
The new england patriots are FAR better than the jets, dolphins, or bills who are in their division. new england as a whole is the elite region of the country! Boston is title town, live with it....
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Find yourself a liberal, then convince her to have sex with you. Pound her vagina until she bleeds or while she is having her period. Just before you ejaculate your gorilla juice pull it out, wipe your dick on her face. Then nut on top of her face and finish up with a punch to the eye...Then state "Big Brother is watching you!!"
After Obama's Election I went around giving the Patriot Act to all the retards that had a stupid smile on their faces.
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Yet another phrase used to whip people into a Bush-hating frenzy, the PATRIOT Act actually makes punishments against people who perform unauthorized wiretaps or use unauthorized listening devices harsher, thus PROTECTING people's privacy.
...but just try telling someone that.
Person 1: So what exactly is the PATRIOT Act?
Person 2: THEY'RE STEALING YOUR RIGHTS! YOUR RIGHTS!
Person 1: Seriously? What rights did they steal? Do you even know what the PATRIOT Act does or are you just repeating stuff you heard from some crank online?
Person 2: ...
Person 1: Hello?
Person 2: CHICKENHAWK! YOU'RE SUPPORTING A MASS-MURDERER!
Person 1: What!?
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A chad who knows how to embrace his tradition and he can troll everyone around the world. He's obviously a Greek patriot and an Orthodox Christian. He doesn't give a damn for anything or anyone, unless it is a threat to his homeland. He wants to join the army asap to protect his country. His bro is usually a crazy, patriotic or nationalist guy with the same humor. He also has good relationships with Cypriots, Italians, Poles and Russians.
Nontas nai auto: Did you speak with CEO of Greek Patriotism yesterday?
Vasilis: Yeah, he was prepared to join the national army today.