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Bruh da dude make da best Zydeco and Swamp Pop on earth. He be tearin up dat accordion like aint no one never did.
Oh Louisiana some kinda some kinda hold on me,
like cypress stumps your roots have planted deep inside of me,
Oh Louisiana your world is sane to me,
Cajun Blood like the river flood is why I'm runnin free
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The newest and best England football player ever. Also one of the top scorers of Euro 2004.
Wayne Rooney may look like Shrek, but he's a fucking good football player.
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When you're fucking a girl, and all of your buddies are in the closet with hockey uniforms and hockey sticks, and when you climax, they all come out and beat the shit out of the chick.
Dude we taped the Wayne Gretzky last night! bob got arrested!
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Slang for extremely ugly prostitute
It was Lee's stag night so the boys got him a Wayne Rooney to celebrate
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The "John Wayne" maneuver occurs when you and a male friend are both engaging in vigorous sexual intercourse with a female (one for each of you) in the position commonly known as "doggy-style". One of you is the cowboy, the other is the Indian. Immediately before ejaculation, you both withdraw your penises and shoot your load at each other. The first one to be hit by a drop of semen is the loser, rendering the winner "John Wayne".
I John Wayne'd Tony, and now he has to wash his eye out with soap.
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Particular men's hair style featuring gelled up spikes all over the head,
much like the Growing up Gotti Hair-do. Very popular in Wayne, NJ.
Hence the name. Guys wearing this do will also be seen in polo shirts collars up of course, with a sweatband on their forearm and a bottle of vitamin water. Most likely to be seen traveling in packs, typically seen in German luxury cars their parents buy them.
" Hey, did you see those Wayne Heads last night at the bar?"
" Oh yeah, the ones that got shot down by every girl in the joint?"
" Yeah, them, I saw them doing burnouts in a beemer in the parking lot."
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a very rare, but just as slimy, jewish boy or girl who lurks the earth as a jew disguised as a cowboy such as John Wayne.
Jew Wayne: Howdy, I drive a deisel truck
Girl: ok i didn't ask or even make eye contact w/you but thats cool.
Jew Wayne: yea see that Confederate flag?
Girl: umm yea
Jew Wayne: yea you did, thats mine, i bought it at a store.
Girl: arn't you jewish?
Jew Wayne: i'm from the south
Girl: I'm gunna head out, your jew beak is making me go crosseyed.
Jew Wayne: the south will rise again!!
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