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Waiting for women

Is the one thing you do not, under any circumstance do, on a guys night out. Should one or more of the guys at any point during the night suggest waiting around for one or more person of the opposite sex, the night ceases to be a glorious guys night out and will immediately become just another lame night out.

Just finished eating burgers and drinking beer, about to drink Whiskey and pick up random chicks, when a less manly groupmember gets a phone call from a girlfriend who is 'right around the corner'.

The group is now waiting for women.

Two hours later and her makeup is still not finished, the guys have sobered up and are flaccidly hanging on a streetcorner.

by YellowFever2013 October 6, 2013


Rat Women

Rat women are a subspecies of rodent that live in damp and dark environments such as the sewers or in caves. They are known for their cannibalistic tendencies and pungent smells, usually caused by living in the sewers for extended periods of time. Rat women hunt in packs, and always have an alpha, most alpha’s usually have names such as Jessica, Maddison or Ashley. Rat women are found most commonly in small rural towns in New Zealand and if in busy environments for too long, will fall into a stress induced coma. It is uncommon for Rat women to live amongst humans as they often carry diseases, and prior to past beliefs, actually caused the bubonic plague.

Person one: What’s that smell Karen, i thought you got the sewage system fixed.
person two: it’s not the sewers system, it’s just the rat women in this area.

by mrsdavidson March 1, 2019


Back on the women

When your friend proclaims that it's finally time to get back to having sexual intercourse with women, after numerous adventures with members of the same gender.

Ryan said that the time has come, he is finally back on the women.

by Galanonim February 23, 2021


Women of Woopdiddy

A little known legend of the Great Suburbia: A mysterious cult/white suburban mom organization that is occasionally advertised on Goodwill t-shirts.

"Aren't the Women of Woopdiddy those moms who exclude each other from neighborhood barbeques when they're mad?"

"No, I think that's some spin group where they grunt about being empowered."

by Appleby MacIntosh May 13, 2019


Women rights

a. Only exist in popular culture--aka america!
women in other countries such as china,middle east,and southeast asia are viewed as second class citizen.
b. usually represented by the feminist movement, and supported by rich and powerful women such as hilary, martha stewart , and Oprah Winfrey-- who believe women should empower themselves to be better than men.
c. girl power !
d. these right includes-- the freedom to choose from a having a traditional family life to a career and a education. voting, no more sex discrimination at work places or at hiring, and have the same amount of chance to succeed as men.

women in america enjoy the freedom of the women rights.

by this is a joke ?! April 18, 2009

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Disrespects women

Although famous women’s stories and national platforms are crucial to the fight against these societal scourges, parents and mentors can have an even greater impact. We can take steps to stop the development of sexually harassing and violent behaviors from developing during childhood to young adulthood. While boys and men are victimized by sexual harassment and assault, in most cases the victims are female and perpetrators are male, so this post is based on this perspective.

To help boys develop lasting beliefs in the equality and value of women as whole people, with needs, feelings, skills, and power, we need to understand how the opposite beliefs develop. So what are some of the root causes of believing that girls and women aren’t equally valuable and worthy of the same respect as men? And, more over, what leads some men to disdain, marginalize, use, or abuse women.

You Disrespects women think they a toy is disgusting and valgur.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 24, 2019

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women penis

A pathetic penis that no woman or man will ever sit on cause It’s shriveled up like a dry raisin

Ethan has a women penis

by Dexedrine January 23, 2018

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