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May 26 is the day when you have to tell your best friend your darkest secrets. The ones you ever tell anyone.
Friend: Hey it’s May 26
You: Really, ok, my darkest secret is....
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Evie may, sounds really sweet but in fact she’s one of the funniest people you would ever meet, if you find an evie may don’t let her go, Evie can be really shy or the complete opposite, she is really sweet to most of her friends, but with her best friends she’s very rude in a loving way, she makes you feel needed, and does tend to accidentally laugh in very serious situations. She is very dirty minded even though she may not look it, she may not be your typical pretty girl but she is stunning. She’s a brilliant kisser and has the warmest hugs, if you meet a evie may, keep her and treasure her. She is sometimes afraid to stand up to some real bitches, and thinks of many really good comebacks but is normally to scared to say it, unless she really hates you, then she won’t hide it. Even though she is an amazing person sometimes she can be a bit bitchy without meaning it,
Evie may isn’t dumb, don’t try and fool her. She’ll get you back
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The day that big titty robertson was born
yo it’s thick tits robertson bday on May 31st
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may 9 is National kiss your b/gf
me: you know what day it is
crush: may 9?
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the day that the best hoe bitches around were born. periodt. give them some extra love boo
Joe: Bro when do you think Yuris birthday is?
Bro: It has to be May 26, look at her.
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If you are born on this day, you are most likely the normal height for your age, with a lot of interests and talents. Your also funny, normally with a big friend group, and sometimes shy. Most of the time you hang out with other funny people. You love to try new things and are especially talented in the musical area.
Person: Hey what are you doing?
A person that was born on May 5: just trying new things!
Person: wow your really good at that! Did you just start doing that?
Person that was born on May 5: yeah!
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A holiday in which Caps Lock is kept on (Occurs every Monday) to appease the soul of Billy Mays. If the Caps Lock is not kept on, Billy Mays will rise from the dead and eat children souls on Tuesday.
OH GOD IT'S MAYS MONDAY! JUST KEEP YOUR FUCKING CAPS LOCK ON, AND WE WONT HAVE A PROBLEM!
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