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A relatively well-known, upscale clothing store (similar to Calvin Klein and Ralph Lauren) that unfortunately has a bad reputation due to the infamous “preppy” stereotype. People (mostly teens) tend to either love or hate their clothing because of this, and will usually go out of their way to either avoid or indulge themselves into the store’s products.
Why can’t people just judge Abercrombie & Fitch by its actual CLOTHING?
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An extremely overpriced clothing store for suburban adolescents between the ages of 11-19 (although the age is getting younger, I swear that in a few years, 4th graders will be getting boob jobs, allowing them to have the body of Lindsay Lohan). This store, contrary to popular belief, not only appeals to twiggy girls and preppy guys who think they're "ghetto" even though they buy clothes from Abercrombie and Fitch, but also rather obese girls as well. It's surprising that they even fit into the clothes, when as is, they rip and tear on anorexics, but on the more pudgy girls they somehow find a way, usually with their stomachs hanging out the front of their see-through t-shirts all the way down to the low seams of their hip-huggers. In addition, these girls are also the ones who insult girls who have a brain in their head that they need to buy these poor-quality, overpriced, thrift store-esque clothes with a blinding Abercrombie label repeatedly shoved on wherever there is a square inch of pure, easily ripped fabric. I guess, at Abercrombie and Fitch, the less fabric there is, the higher the price tag!
#1-Anorexic: Oh my gawd, this mini is soooo cute! And, it's only $99.99! I totally have to buy it now before anyone else does, so I can make fun of anyone who buys it after me! I mean, what is the point of wearing a mini unless you can see my thong through all these holes in it? What size am I, an 18 now? Gawd, I wish I fit into a size two, those girls are so hot! You can see their ribs!
#2-Pudgy Girl- I guess they don't have my size here. Wait! If I hold my breath I can fit in a size 2! My stomach only hangs out when i exhale! And this jeans are cute, too! If I rip my jeans because my butt is too big, I can say the rip in the crack is because the denim is so, um..., fragile.
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A cute girl that gets her clothes from Abercrombie. Just like a girl who has a lot of guys so they are defined as a "whore", this girl has a lot of Abercrombie clothes so she is an abercrombie whore. This just isn't limited to girls though, some guys can be defined as Abercrombie whores too.
Cindy:OMG! Karen! Your clothes are too effin cute! You get all your clothes from Abercrombie! You are such a totally bitchin' Abercrombie whore!
Karen:Thanks Cindy, You are too sweet!
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Clothing that is not made of any higher quality than any other line of clothes that is sold for what you'd usually pay for a small boat.
I wish A & F didn't over price their clothes because it's the only store where I can find clothes to fit me, as I am a tiny Italian woman.
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A tight-shirt ripped-jeans clothing line that endorses long walks on the beach and shitty perfume. In other words, the Common Faggot's dream store. Also see Hollister and American Eagle.
Blake: Hey man, want to go to the mall and get some shit at Abercrombie and Fitch?
Steve: No thanks, I'm not a metrosexual dickwad.
Blake: :(
Steve: Who the hell names their kid Blake anyway?
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An extremely overpriced clothing store for suburban adolescents between the ages of 11-19 (although the age is getting younger, I swear that in a few years, 4th graders will be getting boob jobs, allowing them to have the body of Lindsay Lohan). This store, contrary to popular belief, not only appeals to twiggy girls and preppy guys who think they're "ghetto" even though they buy clothes from Abercrombie and Fitch, but also rather obese girls as well. It's surprising that they even fit into the clothes, when as is, they rip and tear on anorexics, but on the more pudgy girls they somehow find a way, usually with their stomachs hanging out the front of their see-through t-shirts all the way down to the low seams of their hip-huggers. In addition, these girls are also the ones who insult girls who have a brain in their head that they need to buy these poor-quality, overpriced, thrift store-esque clothes with a blinding Abercrombie label repeatedly shoved on wherever there is a square inch of pure, easily ripped fabric. I guess, at Abercrombie and Fitch, the less fabric there is, the higher the price tag!!
#1-Anorexic: Oh my gawd, this mini is soooo cute! And, it's only $99.99! I totally have to buy it now before anyone else does, so I can make fun of anyone who buys it after me! I mean, what is the point of wearing a mini unless you can see my thong through all these holes in it? What size am I, an 18 now? Gawd, I wish I fit into a size two, those girls are so hot! You can see their ribs!
#2-Pudgy Girl- I guess they don't have my size here. Wait! If I hold my breath I can fit in a size 2! My stomach only hangs out when i exhale! And this jeans are cute, too! If I rip my jeans because my butt is too big, I can say the rip in the crack is because the denim is so, um..., fragile...
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The problem with A&F is you're not paying for clothing (though, you will pay up the ass) you're paying for a lifestyle that doesn't exist, but is propagated through ads and constant peer scrutiny. I suppose it's all good, it just doesn't have to be that way.
Deliberatly wrinkled clothes and all for an extra $30. Sweet.
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