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Waking up your partner by performing oral sex on them.
Karla gave Joey a Las Vegas Alarm Clock for his birthday.
when someone is sleeping and you give them a surprise cleveland steamer
Susan was suddenly awoken with noisey japanese alarm clock
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when yo bitch wakes you up by sucking yo cock
Yo, this morning Chelle woke me up with a hummer, the lip lock alarm clock!
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The act of squatting over somebodies face whilst they sleep. From here, you cry out their name and punch them in the balls so that they jerk forward in pain, leaving them prime for a fart directly on the mouth/nose.
"Dude, Dave was asleep so I gave him an Isih Alarm Clock."
"My wife often makes sure I wake up in time for work by using the Irish Alarm Clock."
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the female version of "busting a nut"
he was really pulling my fire alarm last night
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A large breed dog such as a German Shepherd, Rottweiler, Doberman, Pit Bull, etc. that will foil an attempt to burglarize your house by making a chew toy out of said burglar. Ninety Nine times out of a hundred, the sight and sound of the four legged alarm system on the other side of the door would be more than enough to deter a potential burglar into looking elsewhere for an easy target. The four legged alarm system can also double as a car alarm as well personal protection against muggers and\or rapists while walking alone in the dark. Highly effective when the four legged alarm system is given a junkyard dog name such as "Scraps" or "Tiny".
I live in a crummy neighborhood but I've never been robbed since I've been here, because I have a four legged alarm system, a 130 pound German Shepherd that barks and growls fiercely at anyone with dark skin that walks by!
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This is the day when season 2 of a new popular k-drama comes out. Tell your friends about it! (Spoilers‼️ who will Kim jojo end up with?)
person 1: ayo today's national love alarm day, are you planning on watching love alarm season 2?
person 2: what's love alarm?
Person 1: it's a really good Kdrama you should watch it :)