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Two words used to describe an individual that is a closet alcoholic. Some symptoms include drinking on Sundays, Weekdays, they are loud, and they think they are the "bees Knees". Typically these individuals think they live fabulous Lifestyles but in reality they suck and nobody likes them or wants to be around them.
slut 1: its Sunday night what should we do?
slut 2: lets go to scottsdale and act like movie stars and drink malt liquor
slut 1: great idea! i hope i get laid by a nigger tonight because im a classy alcoholic
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the three words needed to summon a hole to hell, do not say unless you wish to meet the devil and have a nice tea party
dude 1: bro watch this
dude 2: ok bro go ahead
dude 1: Alcohol Liquor booze
dude 2: NO WAIT DUDE
dude 1: *gone*
When your body wakes you up early as shit the night after heavy drinking and won't let you go back to sleep.
The only viable option at this point is to get dressed, face the day, and regret what you did last night.
You: Man, my alcohol alarm clock woke me up at 5 AM this morning.
Your not hungover friend: How many drinks did you have last night?
You: Dude, I don't even remember.
Fetal alcohol syndrome is a condition in a child that results from alcohol exposure during the mother's pregnancy.
Greta looks like she has Fetal alcohol syndrome.
Usually used when someone who is drinking a nonalcoholic beer is too drunk to walk and drive
Jerry: duuudeZ, Im s00ooo drunk broz!11Q1 Wh0s the desugnat3d driver ton1ght, cuz im wheyyyy to trashed
John: But jerry...Its nonalcoholic beer
Matt: He must be a Non alcoholic drunk.
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Beer that is non-alcoholic.
Usually contains less than 0.5% abv. (alcohol by volume)
"I drink non-alcoholic beer because I'm allergic to alcohol."
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The theory that alcohol is the cause of the existance of civilization. In the theory, alcohol is considered to be the "enlightenment" of man.
The Alcohol Civilization Theory was invented by me as a joke.
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