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A MGK fan that expresses their love for him to the highest extent possible.
Oh look, it’s another Alyssa Nicole Allen over there.
A prostitute who has a major in poetry
I love my Edgar Allen Hoe
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A hammer signed by Tim Allen. Used to fix Cam's porch, and kill kids from Carrick. "I wish you wouldda got me a Tim Allen Sledgehammer." Put in carpenter pants hammer hole.
I got a Tim Allen Hammer! Ahhhhhhhuhhhhhh. They gonna see Tim Allen on the hammer and they'll be like ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
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1)To shot 37% or less from the field.
2)To ignore the concept of team basketball for personal glory while saying goodbye to solid players like Larry Hughes, Toni Kukoc and Mutumbo because they dont "fit in" with your style.
3)To watch the coach that didn't get it win a championshp the year after he left you.
4)"We talkin' bout practice... not a game, not the game... practice- we talkin' bout practice!"
Hey man, I see your girls coming up to watch you play, you betta pull an Iverson so she can see you get some shots up.
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A Mr. Allen boy that is soo tall, hot, light-skinned, adorable, plays basketball, used to have Spanish with an amazing girl that switched out to a HIGHER LEVEL, and blind to see that a girl that glances at him in the hall everyday is in need of getting to know him. She wants to be his FRIEND
BOY:*walking and walking with his head up and tall*
Girl:*in the mind*-oh man why cant you come up to me and at least wave ugh your such an Allen boy!!!
BOY:*in the mind*-hey i know her thats ___ but she wont remember me will she???
GIRL-*in the mind*- don't you remember me!!! one day i talk to you OOONNNE DAYYY!!!
BOY:*IN THE MIND*- i wonder how she is......
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Edgar Allen Poe was the first official goth known to existance. He was so depressed, he almost ripped out his spline. yeessss
Edgar Allen poe is my idol, because he is a depressed idiot.
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n. super-allen to the extreme.
Super-duper-allen yo ma shizzle!!
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