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Nascar American: Is the political correct term for a redneck, hillbilly, hick, trailer trash, inbred. Typically a white person who watches Nascar, lives in the counrty side and resides in a trailer, works on a farm or procriates with ones sibling (inbred).
Non Redneck: Hey look at this guy wearing overalls with no shirt on and work boots. Theres a redneck for ya.
Redneck: Hey we perfer to be called Nascar Americans thank you very much.
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An all-american goregous girl. This girl could be from your past, present or future. She is your average everyday girl next door sweetheart from small town usa.
Q: Man the girl next door is smoking hot!
A: Yes she is an American Honey!
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The funnier, more clever, and original alternative to Family Guy. About a conservative CIA agent dealing with Suburban life as well as his family, plus he has a alien for a best friend. The jokes are better, the satire is good, the plots make sense, and the characters are more developed. Basically proof that you don't need pointless long gags/flashbacks, a gay baby, and a obnoxious fat guy to make people laugh. Plus the show gets way less preachy than family guy as the seasons go on.
If you want to compare anything to the Simpsons, use this show, because it has something family guy will never have: originality.
FG fan: Dude have you seen Family Guy last night?
AD fan: No, I stopped watching that stupid show since I started watching American Dad! and realized how much Family Guy actually is not funny..
FG fan: But it's family guy!
AD fan: And you're a retard!
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when you take a sizable shit, and the water splashes your ass so you don't have to wipe.
Jennifer: Rimming Michael has been so much better since he got an American Bidet installed!
A situation where the American colonies go so fed up with the stuff Britain tried to impose on them that they rebelled and won independence.
Thank God for the American Revolution. Makes me glad to be an American.
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The act of forcefully shoving a dorito in the internal rectum of your mate of chose while smearing the nipple with nacho cheese
Janay was looking might hit in the summertime dress so I'm gonna hit her up with that American Doritos it's gonna get nasty
If you mess with america, me an' Jim Bob and the boys are gonna get some guns together and put a boot in your ass, it's the american way!
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