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Getting pegged by a girl in a barn in Lancaster County, PA with hand powered tools.
"We were on our way to Shady Maple when she gave me the Amish Broomstick"
When a horse cums in a cup and you pour it over spaghetti like Alfredo sauce
Mom made Amish noodles for dinner
When a man dips his genitals back and forth between ice water and melted butter. Creating a candle like butter and genial candle that can be consumed or used as lubricant.
“Did you and John try to lobster buffet?”
“No, we sprung for the Amish Candle!”
Getting back to the basics, but aggressive work ethic to churn your butter, with zero wind assist from an electronic device.
Bill about to get an Amish rub...
One who has the technical ability and understanding on the level of an Amish person who has never had electricity.
I asked Joe how this meter worked and he replied "I'm completely Techno-Amish and have no idea"!
To be an Anna wearing a bandana talkin to Santa licking a banana
Amish girl grabbing those bananas from a tree in the forest