free stuff please

something a noob will say over and over until your heart explodes on runescape

"HI IM A NUBBLET C@N I PLES! HAVE FR33 ST00F PLz0rs"

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Please help me

I told someone to fuck off and now I think they are trying to kill me because I always see some shady fellow or a car near my house

Please help me

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please fuck me

Begging for a man to fuck her. While her vagina is wet. So basically fucking.

Fuck me daddy

You're so hot, Fuck me in the ass

My pussy is so wet daddy, fuck me baby.

Please fuck me

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Please kill me

A feeling that has yet to be expressed or defined properly in the English language, the closest definition being that one wants to die but is so obscenely done with the world that they see no reason to do it themselves and would much rather have someone else end this current state of shitty existence for them.

Person: existing
Person: “fuck, just please kill me, I can’t do any of this anymore.”

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Tss, please

A from of dissaproval, disbelief, or meaning you don't believe the statement

Ted: Hey dude, I am going for the belt!
Barney: "Tss, please"
Ted: I'm serious, got two hot girls lined up here!
Barney: Oh my god, you ARE going for the belt!

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Smile Please

A great web site... join the forum, www.smileplease.cjb.net
Click Forum

"Smile Please is amazing, go there NOW"

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nigga, please

What a white dood says to a black person Out-dated
What bitches say to philwaggins

Yo Dawg That Thing Is Cool
Nigga, please that's just food

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