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What Donald Trump thinks is Tim Cook's real name, but little did he know that it's actually Tim Orange.
Donald Trump: "Thank you Tim Apple for your contributions to this country."
Tim Cook: "Fuck you, oompa loompa."
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annoying shits who think every single apple product/feature is revolutionary, even though it was on something else before
OMG IPHONE 4S HAS 8MP CAMERA OOMG OMG.
dude, theres a 12MP camera on the Nokie N8
SHUT UP THEY COPIED ITTTTT
apple fanboys are annoying
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The ghetto form of apple juice. Contains little or no actual fruit juice at all. Coloring varies, but is most commonly green.
I want some apple drink! It's green.
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An alcohoic beverage made with equal parts Whiskey, Sour Apple Puckers, and Cranberry juice. Can be made as a martini, shot, or mixed drink. Taste strongly resembles apple juice.
We went to the bar last night and drank Washington Apples.
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(n) a person who owns a Macbook, iPod, iPhone, and iPad, doesn't work in graphic design or something that would justify owning all Apple products, is probably a hipster working on their screenplay, and who believes that somehow, that makes them better than you.
Fanboy: "You use a PC? Oh, this? It's just my Macbook Air. I'm using it to write my memoirs. Macs don't get viruses, you know."
Human: "You're an Apple fanboy, and I'm going to immediately disregard anything you say about technology ever."
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Balls/nuts. Balls are round like apples, and they're in the pants (usually), hence pants apples.
Joe has some huge pants apples!
Twilight sucked pants apples.
You called Ms. Stevens a bitch? You've got some pants apples.
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the woman's version of an Adam's apple.
Becky: why don't girls have an Adams apple?
Susan: we do, its called an madams apple!
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