Dog

100% better than a human and the best friend you will ever get

Guys my dog just ran into a fence

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Dog

Dog - Demented ogre grapes. It occours when you drink to much milk and eat to much cheese. Tge only way you can cure it is to eat an onion because ONIONS HAVE LAYERS!!

Docter "I beleive the only way to cure DOG is to eat onions"

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Dog

to fall asleep on someone, either while on the phone (texting or calling) or to physically fall asleep on them

"Sorry I dogged you last night"
"Do you mind if I dog right now"

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Dog

The ultimate overlord that can fucken control human beings

My dog rules over the universe

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dog

A crazy thing that drools a lot.Man's best friend.Men must be insane.Some are couch potatoes.Others are crazy,hyperactive killer robots.That's cool.Not as a cool as a cat,though.

Random Person:Man,that dog is crazy!
Another Random Person:You think it has schizophrenia?
Random Person:Maybe,I've seen it drool.Get beaten up by cats.Eat its drool,and sleep in it's poop.Likely answer.Yes.

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Dog

Not an accessory.

Bitch: Like, OMG! This cute dog will so totally compliment my new Coach bag!

Me: Dogs are not an accessory, their lives are more useful than yours.

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dog

a work you put at the end of a cool persons name.

chrisdog sup? (chris is cool)

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