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An extremely boring novel by Charles Dickens, following the story of Pip, a little kid whose parents died. His sister, Ms. Joe and her husband Joe raise him. Ms. Joe is actually a fucking dick to Pip. I zoned out at this point but Pip went to Ms. Havisham’s mansion. Havisham is this crazy lady who was left at the altar and instead of getting over it, she stopped all of her clocks, never threw away the food and never took off her dress. She also had this adopted (i think) niece named Estella. Pip starts simping hard for estella, and again i zoned out but Pip was simping so hard that he followed estella to London. He became a douchebag to try and impress her, but his London joyride was running out of funds. When he found out who was giving him the money, it was some criminal he met in the very beginning of the book and instead of being grateful he was upset it wasn’t Havisham. Idk what happens after that but honestly i’m not looking forward to reading the rest.
“hey man wanna read great expectations”
“id rather fuck my dog”
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most amazing amusement park in the world where locals who go every weekend have to put up with groups of whorish middle schoolers who think they are so cool. other people put down rides like kingda ka because they are jealous losers who wish the fastest coaster in the world came from their town! otherwise, its a great family friendly park! dont spell profanities, the workers will yell at you! also dont become angry with these workers as they continuously say "visual scan". it's their job.
whore 1: OMG IM LIKE 7
normal people: OMG WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS
whore 2: shut up bitch, im 8!
normal people: this is my town you whore!
worker: great adventure is a family park!
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Oh your from Marlow, what school do you go to?
Great Marlow
So you are retarded?
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1.to be in agreement with Sean Hannity
2.caller on the Sean Hannity show.
3.a mocking term of right wing fanatics.
After the caller of the hannity show was done speaking Sean replied,"thank you for a great american."
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The smoothest man on earth. A handsome chap. Gets all the ladies. Loves sex. Loves beer.
Did you see that man just pick up that 10? Ron the great moment!
A great king of the outer planet the garboge planet he has ruled for 400 years
Garbster the great is the best king
An absolute legend known as Evan from South London. He gets chicks whenever he wants, hes the type of guy to bang hotties wherever and whenever. Every boy wants to be him and every girl wants to be with him. If someone is a Great Gadsby they are up for a party anytime, a bit like the Great Gatsby only from South London, they do drugs and sexy ladies 24/7. They do lines and bang nines. They are just a legend in general.
E.g: Did you see that guy last night?, He reminded me of the Great Gadsby.