National ask a girl out day

National ask a girl out day is on the 16th November! Go to your crush and ask her out.. she might say yes!

Guy 1: hey look there’s Molly

Guy 2: ah man you should totally ask her out, it is national ask a girl out day today!
Guy 1: yeah imma go for it
Guy 1: hey Molly! Would you go out with me?
Molly: yeah sure you seem like a pretty nice guy!

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can i ask you a question?

The most stupidest idiotic question you could ask someone, because you 1) Asked if you "can" when you just did, 2) because you just asked a question asking if you could ask a question & 3) cause you are stupid

Dude1: Can I ask you a question?

Dude2: Shut your face

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ask no questions and you'll be told no lies

It is a quote by Charles Dickens that is used to reply to a question with an answer best kept untold.
The quote has been shortened to "ask no questions hear no lies" in modern use by people who do not know the origin of the quote.

Professor: How far along are you with that assignment, Peter?
Peter: Ask no questions and you'll be told no lies, Professor.
Professor: Ah, Charles Dickens. Alright then, we'll just forget about the assignment for now. I will not accept any work given to me after the hand-in date, remember that.

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me trying to find who asked

like bruh who tf asked

guy 1: i got a haircut yesterday
guy 2: me trying to find who asked

Can I ask you something?

That question which often precedes "are you gay?"

This can come from anybody who has little experience going about somebody potentially in the closet, most of all those who don't know to avoid asking directly. That includes friends, co-workers, parents, cousins, family, and even other known gays.

Heterosexual: Hey, can I ask you something? Don't be offended. You don't need to answer if you don't want to.

Internally- panicking and closeted homosexual: Yeah, what is it?
Heterosexual: Are you gay?

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Ask People Out Prank Day

On the 11th of December its National Ask People Out Prank Day. Every boy has to ask out people on this prank day and see the response you get :D

I will ask out this girl in my class today because its ask people out prank day

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Ask out a baseball boy day

Ask out your crush that plays baseball
On november 5

Ask out a baseball boy day

Go ask someone who plays baseball