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Someone who lives in Illinois.
Guy 1: "Hey, you hear about the new guy who moved in?"
Guy: "The guy from yesterday? He used to be a Tabby Bee."
It's a sentence that people use when they did something but don't want you to know they did it but also do want you to know they did it.
A pencil hits jim
Jim:"who did that"
Tim:"the bee did it"
n. (pl. -ees) (derogatory) a higher-level university student employed by a professor to mark papers. Also known as a teacher's aide, or T.A. (Derived from WORKER BEE)
Professor Bombshell's over-zealous marker bees couldn't actually find anything wrong with my paper so they made shit up. I asked Bombshell to look it over himself and he agreed I should get a higher grade on it.
When a lesbian turns everyone around her lesbian too.
John: Man Tasha always lees the bees, there’s no women left for us.
Matthew: I don’t blame them man, she’s hot as fuck. Everyone wants to hit that.
An amazing person, friend and just human in general. She is so beautiful and everyone wants to be her.
I wish I was a Salma Bee - Sulafah
tubbo. he likes bees. he's a boy. it makes sense yk
Tubbo Fan : Have You Watched Bee Boy's New Minecraft Video? it's so Cool!
Tubbo Fan 2 : Yes I Have!
A bee fetish isn't really as simple as it sounds like. It's not just about having an unusually peeked interest in anything regarding bees. Basically it's like an entire religion centered on worshipping bees as one's idol. People who have a bee fetish are/will often become beekeepers. They tend to welcome bees in their homes, and strive to have an entire bee colony in their backyard. Now as dangerous as that sounds, the irony here is that bee fetishists actually want to get stung; in fact, they believe that getting stung is a sign of good luck and good fortune.
Taking that to the next level, there is an annual sacred ceremony that bee fetishists often perform. This involves the process of stripping down butt naked and smearing themselves with honey from head to toe. Next, they find a calm and relaxing place to sit. Finally, to complete the ceremony, one must open an entire crate of bees and let the bees cover every inch of their honey-coated skin, all the while sitting completely motionless. The ceremony usually lasts around one hour, and can often be a VERY pleasurable experience for bee fetishists.
Though anyone can have a bee fetish, women make up the majority of bee fetishists.
Dude 1: Yo so how's everything going with dating Elisabeth? Did you ever get to meet her parents?
Dude 2: Yeah I did, but dude there's something really strange about her family. Literally everything in their home is about bees and beekeeping, in fact even I found a few bees flying in their house!
Dude 1: Damn that's weird
Dude 2: Yeah, and that's not even the weirdest part! One day after sleeping at her house, I woke up and caught Elisabeth in the bathroom covered in bees!!!! She was just sitting there, with a smile on her face... and during that moment I realized that she and her family had a bee fetish. I fucking ran out of there and never talked to her again.