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When a criminally fat woman wears shirts far too tight for her pudgy frame, her bra straps push out on enormous mounds of flesh. Thus, these sweaty appendages take the appearance of floppy tits.
I was so busy staring at that whale's back tittys that I nearly killed her with my vehicle
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A stupidass comeback your parents use when you have a correct answer to a question or a way to desolate a situation.
"Wouldn't it be better if-"
"Don't talk back to me!"
"But I thought it-"
"I said stop talking back to me young man!"
"Fine, ill sto-"
"GO TO YOUR ROOM!"
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Sometimes an individual is so fat that the rolls of fat on their back become strange, breast-like appendages. They have a bizarre, hypnotic power. Even though you are mildy repulsed, it is hard to look away once you see a real pair of beauties jiggling like there's no tomorrow on someone's back.
1. Cheryl: Man, check out the back boobs on that femullet! Those have got to be double D's.
Brigid: At least!
2. Jenna: Thank GOD I don't have back boobs!
Cheryl: ...YET!
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A woman continously grinding back and forth on the penis while having sex doggy style
1. That girl knows how to throw it back
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intercourse without using a condom
i ain bare backin , allow diseases init
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To get back to the main topic. Usually used when people get sidetracked a lot and need to understand that the topic is important.
The phrase comes from "Stargate Atlantis" a Sci-Fi channel production where a character, Doctor Rodney McKay, is asked to record a message in front of a camera to his superiors and loved ones. In the first scene he starts talking about "Leadership" and in the beginning of every other scene he gets sidetracked and talks about his girlfriends or his cats. In the end of every scene he says that he need to get back to the main topic he started with. "Back to Leadership."
Boss: So where are we at with that new product?
Employee: Well sir, it's ready and I got to tell you my wife and I tested it, and she just loved it!
Boss: Oh did she?
Employee: She even told all her friends about it and they are all excited.
Boss: I see... but let us get back to Leadership Jack!
A term only natives from the Washington DC Metropolitan Area would understand, meaning "back home".
James: "Hey, where does Justin go to college?"
John: "He's somewhere in New York, but he's on spring break now, so he's back in the 301."
Justin: "COOL"
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