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An insult to a dead gay person
Person 1: Chris died
Person 2: Wasn't he gay
Person 1: Yeah he's a backward xylophone now
When the girl kicks the guy in the groin, cuz he has just Donkey Punched her. (Preferly wearing heels).
Once my boyfriend Donkey Punched me, I backwards horse kicked. backwards horse kick
They're wards you put on your back to ward away demons or evil spirits.
Hym "No no no! Idiot! It's not 'killing people for angering you' it's 'killing people to anger people who wouldn't care otherwise'. You have it exactly backwards! Because if I was hanging from my ceiling fan no one would even notice. The first of the month would come maybe people would be wondering why I haven't posted anything. Then, 7-10 days later I would get a '10 day to pay or quit' notice and people might start to wonder where I've been. Then, 10 days later my landlord would enter my apartment and find my rotting corpse. And then maybe 5 people would be sad. Maybe if you read the article about my death you would be sad (for an instant) in some vague way like 'Aw 😐 I like baseball too' and then you would go about your day as though I never existed at all. You will feel nothing. But, if I choose violence, you'd feel it then wouldn't you? Hahaha! Yeah you would! You'd feel anger and disgust and fear 'that could have been me or one of my fuck trophies!!!' OR you would feel NOTHING. You would be exactly what I accuse you of being! You would report on my crime without saying my name (because everyone remembers the name of the columbine guys 😂🤣 I don't) but it would be silly and pointless because it doesn't un-kill those people."
Iam "We're not advocating it. We're just explaining it."
Hym "I want you to FEEL IT! *Consecutive hip thrusts* DO YOU FEEL IT!? *Consecutive hip thrusts* YEAH!!! IF YOU DONT YOU'RE PROVING ME RIGHT! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!"
UK Slang term for someone who is a homosexual. Mainly Northern English.
Steve- “I’ve heard Michael pokes his arse when he has a wank”.
Aaron- “Hahaha, Backwards Cunt”.
Michael- “So what it feels good”.
Used to insult people on how fucking stupid they are, but you cant swear because the teachers ass is grinding on you.
Tim: Hey man if you think about it logically, a dog is just a really tall giraffe.
Tom: I just have to ask........are you alright in the head? You absolute backwards triangle?
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This is backwards ABCs, and if you don't believe me you can even check it.
Backwards ABCs is for when you want to be the coolest kid in 2nd grade
2)Also if you want to be just outright dumb-ish
A guy who frequently receives texts from his swarm of beezys.
Man, that Professor Shelton is such a backwards beekeeper!