A sex position like the reverse cowgirl only the girl/guy on top twists her/his upper body so as to face the man/woman on the bottom.
"How was my mom last night?"
"Great! we did the Backwards Pig Tail!!!"
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when you totally, fucking, like just grab someone’s entire spine when you’re having sex, and then you rip it out and grind it up and snort it like cocaine
“we sentence you to death for carrying out the Underhanded Backwards Bonesaw”
One partner is is holding onto a walker whilst the other is holding their legs. All the while grinding as vigorously as possible without breaking a hip. (Protection suggested but not required)
Granddaughter: “oh no, I walked in on mamaw and papaw doing the backwards granny!”
Grandson: “damn.”
When Tree gets burned in bowling and then everyone strikes the next frame.
Tree got a double backwards burn.
The desease that you catch when you get so baked that anything that is written out(letters,numbers,words) appear written backwards.
Keegs- Dude I was driving home on the highway last night after that mango kush. I could've swore I was going 06 miles per hour! I had a serious case of Backwards-Itis Brah!
Thurgood- Ah, you crazy man, you crazy!
Almost everybody knows the alphabet forward. But do you also know it backward? Not yet? Here is it:
ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA
Friend: Hey, do you know the alphabet backward.
Me: Yes, I do. ZYXWVUTSRQPONMLKJIHGFEDCBA
Friend: Wow, that is really cool!