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In Scotland, Specifically in places like Glasgow or paisley, it is a word that is used to describe someone who is extremely unattractive.
“That bird I met last night was fucking barking mate”
Or
“Aww naw I’d never go out with him, he’s barking!”
Just what it means! Picture a dog barking but in the context of a car or a truck or a motorcycle. More specifically a Harley Davidson. Barking is when you’re really going through the gears. Sometimes saying fuck the clutch and just preloading that shifter and letting off right before that rev limiter and watching old girl with a mind of her own just glide right up into the next gear like butter. Mostly a sportster technique used to dust all the big boy bike riders. You know the guys who carry their whole life in their bags with their big fairings that can barely see over them. Big ole couches on 2 wheels. This technique is specifically used to blow their 30k bikes away off the line with your 2600 investment. That 883 has got some balls. It’s all about how you drive it. Same thing with your between the legs friend. You pull it out and constantly get the look of disapproval. What’s going through these womans heads?! They’re thinking “ughhhh it’s only 2 inches but little do they know the jokes on them because I tell them…… “2 inches hits you at 200mph you’re going to have something to tell your friends about” bitch will be rolling into Starbucks the next morning with a damn knee scooter. Talking about how she pulled a ham string. Bitch that 2 inches straight separated your sea like it was Moses. It’ll never be the same. That’s barking it. You get going and you get that fucking engine maxed the fuck out. Like give it all you’ve got. Bark that thing. Travis fucking barker.
He’s really barking that Harley I can hear it coming for miles and miles, just like that last girl who doubted 2 inches wasn’t going to do much.
I hope you’re barking that wagon before you leave bro you paid $750 for the exhaust you might as well hear what it sounds like.
Bro fuck the cops I’m barking anyways.
I’m barking this thing like I’m fresh out the kennel
I love barking it
Remember the time I was barking your mom from behind. Damn she’s got that wap and you’d think her shit would be fucked after your incest ass came out of her but she’s got something worth barking in.
Man I love barking in your mom. She loves when I bark it out deep in her.
I’m barking this thing all over your girl and she loves it.
When something is holding you down diff, like ode. To the extent that it
howls at you.
Person1: Bro I just won the lottery
Person 2: Omg you’re barking
Person 1: ayo check this out! (Proceeds to break shit)
Person 2: bro shut the fuck up! You bark ass nigga.
The dog barked because it can
When you wanna make ur friends confused just say "Why did the dog bark?"
When you wanna make ur friends confused just say "Why did the dog bark?"
Another way of saying suck my dick or fuck off
John: fucking around in class
teacher: ayo John bark this spliff bruv
John: sorry sir