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People named Jack with a Mullet
fuck me your cat on the barn door is awful
the act of slamming the lid of a toilet seat down upon one's testicles repeatedly
Seth was so agitated by the stupidity of those around him that he stood up, walked to the nearest rest room, lowered his pants, lifted the seat of the toilet and pulled a perfectly executed Alabama Barn Slammer.
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Mucking a Barn means absolutely fuck someone so hard (hurt) to the point where they can't feel any body part anymore. Aldo can be described as beating someone up stupidly hard
Jesus: so what did you do last night
God: well some kids ding dong ditched and I ended up mucking a barn or 2
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A restroom where you walk in and there’s this guy in there on the phone talking about eating a Starbucks sandwich while on the toilet, so you cough to let him know your in there and he hangs up but then immediately answers another phone call (which kind of defeats the purpose but whatever) and says “hey is Richie still in jail? Can they trace it back to me” and the girl on the phone says “how the fuck should I know Jared?” And he says “I remember our history together how do I know I can trust you” and she says “I’m a lot of things Jared but a liar isn’t one of them” and he says “I CANT GO BACK TO JAIL” and then you just give up and slowly back out of the restroom
“Hey Ben I heard a lot of commotion go on in the Barnes and Noble Restroom are you ok?” “Yeah I’m fine I found a Starbucks sandwich in there so I’m no longer hungry”
getting turned on, wet, boner, etc when you see pictures, or videos of ben barnes.
She saw a video of ben barnes and got turned on and started masturbating.That is called having a ben barnes kink.
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A lesbian (and sometimes a bisexual woman with mass market appeal.
It is often used in a negative way (generally by another gay person)to infer that the person is not "gay enough."
Used by Boy George to describe Rosie O'Donnell when he was obviously hungry for publicity.
negative: Ellen Degeneres is such a pottery barn lesbian. She needs to be gayer on her show.
positive: Rosie O'Donnell is a pottery barn lesbian. She's comfortable enough with her sexuality but it is not the only thing that defines her.
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Alfresco lovin' in a building normally used for housing farm animals (hay optional). Phrase commonly found in country "romance novels". Popular hobby in agricultural areas in England.
Friend 1: Have you seen that new glass barn?
Friend 2: Yeah, I wouldn't want to be taken roughly in that barn. It might shatter.
Friend 1: Hey, what's the happy haps?
Friend 2: Not much, got taken roughly in the barn last night.
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