Crate&Barreled

1. To be Crate&Barreled means your out of the dating game You're settling down and complacent. A person that is Crate &Barreled is at least temporarily happy and willing to pick out plates with his or her partner.

Jake was such a player but since meeting Katy, he's totally Crate&Barreled, They'll probably move to Beaverton and have a couple of kids.

Since making VP of Engineering, Sam is totally Crate&Barreled. Now all she wants to do is lead her team, mentor the newbies, and teach at the UC.

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kracker barrel

When you so White you too white

「Karen quit being such a kracker barrel」

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Barrel Avoider

Some fucking kook that surfs your waves and does not pull into the tube!!!!!

Ha Barrel Avoider, WTF gotta pull in......Split.....

When surfing and avoiding the Tube......

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Barrel of gay

If something is described as a "Barrel of Gay" then generally it means that it's a bad thing.

I dropped my cheese, that's such a big ol' barrel of gay

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Empty Barrel

A person of substandard IQ, known for wearing cowboy hats designed by Elton John.

That Florida congresswoman, she's a real empty barrel.

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barrel monkeys

set of big tits. girl with big boobs

Look at them barrel monkeys. wow you have some big barrel monkeys

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Fish in a Barrel

The act of inserting a penis into the anus and ejaculating immediately after vaginal sex.

I was banging Kristen last night and she yelled "FISH IN A BARREL!" so i pulled it out, threw it in her ass and shot my load.

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