The act of putting a ballon between your penis and attempting to burst it by thrusting into it onto a partners ass.
“ hey babe let’s start Ballon Bashing that ass”
“I was Balloon Bashing the shit outta my girlfriend last night”
The act of cumming to aggressive to the point where you lose all control over your body, fall to the ground and bounce like a balloon. The results leave injuries similar to bieng assaulted, hence the 'bashing'.
Man after no nut November my Friday nights turned into a full on Balloon Bashing festival
to rev the absolute shit outta your car, to show that you do in fact have a microscopic penis
“did you see Bailey limmy bash his car?”
“Yeah he definitely has a small cock”
“Agreed”
The act of hitting someone in the dick. Often done in high schools in the UK.
Dave - "ah fuck mate why did you bell bash me?"
Tom - "cos it's funny innit"
Australian term meaning a bad shag/f*ck. The word can be either used to describe the act itself or the person.
person 1: 'What happened last night round Brad's house then? Did you sleep over?'
person 2: 'Yeah'
person 1: 'Well, what happened?! was he any good?'
person 2: 'Not as great as i thought, he's/it was such a dud bash!'
Farting on your hand, and then proceeding to hit someone
"I'm going to fart bash you to death"
Where friends beat the person with a birthday.
We’re going to Fuchs Quinn up at his birthday bash.