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A word war between two people using savage insults/jokes, until either they get bored or one actually gets their feelings hurt.
To win a Roast Battle, the other person must either admit defeat or that the roast finally cut too deep.
Did you see Taylor and Jackson roast battle during the boys night? Taylor totally couldn't take the heat of homie's roast and started crying!
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An iPod battle is similar in spirit to a break-dance or DJ battle, but with a lot more crowd interaction. It is a musical tournament that puts teams in competition, with the mission of seducing the crowd and making them go completely nuts by charming them with their music selection.
- What r u listening to these days?
- So much geat new stuff man!
- We sooo have to organize an Ipod Battle
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a big fat women on a motorcycle, or just a fat women in general.
Look at that battle pig on the motorcycle.
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the attempt to keep ones waistline normal(from a WWII battle)
This time I am winning the Battle of the Bulge.
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Arguing through text messages as apposed to arguing over the phone or in person, which can be more ackward if you have some real shit to say. Since it is not a verbal conversation, one might be more likely to speak their mind... One of the advantages of text messaging.
Or in the event that a disagreement comes up during a text session it may become an argument or "text battle"
Example 1-
John: wat up alex, wanna chill?
Alex: idk what u wanna do
John: anything. im at my girls house right now tho. wanna hang after that?
Alex: wtf man. y did u ask me 2 chill if ur busy u fuck.
John: well i wont be busy later. calm the f down dude i was just askin
Alex: u only wanna chill later cuz ur girl has a curfew & u cant hang with her then... dick.
John: screw u then
(A perfect example of a text battle.)
Sidenote- John is a dick.
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Example 2-
Michael: dude lets go c the new batman movie
Tom: u dont even know batman
Michael: well im getting tickets. btw i fucking met batman
Tom: ur an idiot. btw who says that?
Michael: 4 real i met adam west who played batman on tv. he came to the mall when i was a kid. jackass.
(Michael will then send Tom a pic message of the photograph of batman that he got signed by Adam West at the mall when Michael was a little boy... Michael wins the argument or the "text battle")
Sidenote- Tom shouldn't run his mouth
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A manatee with spiked battle armor ready to kill AAAALLLLLL!
a battle manatee is a manatee in a bloody dooom jousting compotition
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When two males sit on opposite couches and masturbate shooting their hot loads on each other.
I love watching rick sanchez with my male cheerleader friend and having artillery battles...mmmm satisfying.
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