two shakes of a lamb's tail

A worn out cleche of an expression used by little kids and kindergarden teachers.

I'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail.

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dirty lamb chop side burns

The term 'dirty side burns' originated in the porn industry, particularly films involving ass-to-mouth (ATM) action. It describes the intentional act of leaving a shit 'lamb chop side burns' on a partner's face by the dude taking his cock out of his partners ass and slapping it back and forth across her face without wiping it off first. The result is that as the dick is slapped across her cheeks, shit it comes to rest on his partners face in a 'lamb chop side burns" configuration.

After he fucked her in the ass, he smacked his dick back and forth across her face, giving her dirty lamb chop side burns.

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marry had a little lamb

A great rock song with amazing guitar solos

Man this song is just like marry had a little lamb

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Down in two shakes of a lamb's tail

A phrase used for saying that you'll be very soon or very quick.

"Go make yourself a drink and i'll be down in two shakes of a lamb's tail" said Mia to Vincent on the intercom in the movie Pulp Fiction.

might as well be hung for a sheep as for a lamb

Expression used in resentment as a reason for doing something deemed unethical when one knows one is going to be accused of doing that thing anyway, particularly when there is much to be gained by doing it.

They are going to accuse me of doing nothing and/or of working and drawing the dole at the same time, so I might as well be hung for a sheep as for a lamb.

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Lamb hands

A country expression meaning 'to be clumsy'. Usually referring to somebody who spills a beer.

Look at ol' Lamb Hands over here, he just knocked over another beer!

Lamb hands

Someone who knocks over drinks

Great drew knocked another drink over, he's got lamb hands