Bonny Bear

What idiots called Bon Iver at the 2012 Grammys.

Person 1: Who's Bonny Bear and why did he beat Skrillex and Nicki Minaj?

Person 2: It's BON IVER and they beat them because Bon Iver is much more talented than a multiple personalities psychopath and a person who makes music from windows 95 program sounds.

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then a bear came

When conversations hit a dry spot. Used when there is an awkward silence.

"It was really fun..... so.... then a bear came"

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Smokey the Bear

A fucking awesome ass bear who will take yo bitch and yo weed beware of the bear

Tom: "what happened to us smoking tonight dude?"
Chad: "Fuckin smokey the bear dude."

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Care Bears

A popular 80's cartoon, that has recently come back into style, and features bears that shoot some kind of healing light out of their tummies. Also cared for the entire world, somehow.

Care Bears live in their kigdom in the clouds, called Carealot.

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bear-blasting

The sport invented by powerthirst drinkers beacuse they were to energetic for other sports!

Jim and i went bear-blasting after throwing back a can of POWERTHIRST!

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pooh bear

To be dressed in only a t-shirt.

I had the house to myself this weekend so I did a pooh bear.

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Honey Bear

A pet name that you might call a boy/girl friend.

A person you want to spend the rest of your life with.

Derek - Hey Honey Bear.
Shonda- Hi baby.

Shonda- I Love You Honey Bear.

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