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A pornographic film.
"Uli Kunkol? Her co-star in the beaver picture?"
"Beav..? You mean vagina? I mean, you know the guy?"
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Any unhelpful customer service representative. Usually found working in banks, post offices, IT departments, or all levels of government service. Often noted for an undeserved sense of superiority, a skeet beaver's main defining feature is a general cluelessness about how to help their customers.
Can be used for any person paradoxically both too smug and too inept to do a decent job.
John: Dude, did you get your refund?
Mark: I was on the phone for an hour with some skeet beaver, finally I just gave up.
John: Yeah, dude, that money is gone.
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preventing a female from hooking up with another person.
Man, this girls is diggin me but her friend keeps beaver damming me.
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much the same as a bearded clam: except perhaps more eager, and more neatly trimmed, i.e. furry rather than shaggy in its coat. A plain beaver but helplessly spreadeagled. An object of fear, revulsion or contempt for some, an object of desire, conquest or reverence for many: yes it's yet another name for her cunt!
She was 16 when she first discovered she was carrying a wild animal around with her. Before she knew where she was, a wily trapper had trussed up and made short work of her furry little companion. Nowadays she keeps her split beaver as contented, well-exercised and well-fed as she possibly can.
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"check-out those beaver bumpers in their comfortable shoes."
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I went to fuck this bitch but she had a hairy beaver.
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When you insert 4 fingers into a woman's vagina, and then separating your pointer and middle finger from your ring and pinky finger. You then close your fingers and repeat this motion multiple times as if it were a beaver's mouth chomping on wood.
I was going at it with my girlfriend last night and I gave her the beaver chomper
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