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Her butt has been rear ended too many times. Cat't replace it so bring out the bondo, sandpaper and a grinder.

Her butt has been rear ended too many times. Cat't replace it so bring out the bondo, sandpaper and a grinder.

Her butt has been rear ended too many times. Cat't replace it so bring out the bondo, sandpaper and a grinder.

by Rufymonkeyd February 7, 2020


My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogity that girl. I geschmoigiddied her geflavaty with my googus, and I am sorry

My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did creampie that girl. I impregnated her fetus with my sperm, and I am sorry.

Quagmire: My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogity that girl. I geschmoigiddied her geflavaty with my googus, and I am sorry.
Meg: What does that mean?
Peter: Shut up, Meg.
Stewie: Brian, what DOES this mean?
Brian: It means Quagmire was having sex with a pregnant woman and she made him come so hard he accidentally impregnated her fetus.
Lois: Uh, that's terrible!
Chris: That's not as bad as what the evil monkey does to me at night.

by iamawaitingdeath March 9, 2023

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shots been shooted

Shooted is not even a word plus a dumbass who cant even say โ€œshots been firedโ€ ๐Ÿ’€

โ€œShots been shootedโ€ shooted is not even a word its shots been fired

by KznAkuma March 13, 2022


Been

Lucky bastard on Pokemon Go

Been gets a 2900 garydos.

by IHateBeem June 9, 2022


Been

The guy who always picks on his friends for no reason, it makes them all hate life because they canโ€™t escape his greasiness

Hey Been hang yourself bully CUNT

by Heylilcho November 26, 2021


How long have you been standing there

When you do something you usually only do alone, like sing while washing the dishes or making food for example, and someone was standing at a distance in the same room and you notice, so you ask them how long they've been there.

guy 1: *singing*
guy 2: hi
guy 1: how long have you been standing there?

by Nopersonalorsmthidk December 20, 2024


This call has been terminated

A term used before politely hanging up on someone. It was first introduced by Alex Attia.

I don't appreciate the way you talk to me, this call has been terminated.

by Alexavier2 May 9, 2023