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The yellow, liquid, jet that gentlemen use in lieu of the more standard toilet-brush.
As seen in Pride & Predjudice:
"Why mister Darcy, that really is quite a skidmark you've left in the pan, as offensive to the eye as it is to the nose!
Fear not Miss Bennet, for I have quaffed a goodly gallon of ale within this half-hour and am bursting. I shall liberally apply the yellow bog brush forthwith!"
The unfortunate occurrence when ones finger goes through cheap toilet roll and up the bottom hole when wiping ones arse after defecation
"I wish you'd stop buying this cheap toilet roll, I've just given my self bog roll anal again!!!'
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When a man poops in between a woman's boobs. The man then licks his poop until it is a muddy consistency. The man then thrusts his penis through her boobs (resembling a mud bog). Finally when the man is reaching his climax he sticks his penis farther in her boobs reaching her mouth (or the finish line).
"Me and my girlfriend were doing it yesterday, and I forgot to go before. So then she proposed to do an Oregonian mud bog. At first I didn't want to, but after I reached the finish line I agreed!!
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slow deep penetrating anal sex
Mark- ''hey you like mud bogging Rene?"
Rene- "I like to play in the mud, but I think you guys like it more."
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Slutty girls from Bogota, New Jersey
Haley, Emma, and Catherin are Bog(ho)tas
People who viciously stockpile toilet paper, especially with the intention of reselling at a higher price during times of low supply.
“There's no toilet roll left to buy...”
“Sorry, Mate. It was the Bog Roll Bandits.”
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minge, pie, snatch, puss, fur purse, bat cave, velvet goldmine, tunnel of love, flaps, love dungeon, hole, pokey space, tampon socket, man hole, mingus, soggy moggy, beaver, mott, front bum, fur bucket, cock holster.
He snatched my pie, raked in my fur purse for loose change, rattled my flaps, left a snail trail through my love dungeon and disappeared into the bog of eternal stench.
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